pollakiuria

One of the fun things about being a vegetarian is everyone else's interest in what you're eating.
Because the most common question I get when people learn I'm a vegetarian is "...well, what do you eat?"
As if humans rely on meat alone.
And I've kind of made it my own brand of vegetarianism in the sense of being adventurous when I go grocery shopping or out to eat. I want to eat new and exciting things that taste different and are better for me... better than a double quarter pounder with cheese and a large fry.
Plus, I don't like eating salads; they're boring.

I've been doing Tai Chi for 6 or 7 years now and while practicing a few weeks ago, I was stunned at the concept of muscle memory.
I was trying to practice Tai Chi Kung-Fu Fan, a new form that I picked up not too long ago, but I couldn't seem to remember the movements due to lack of practice. Yet after a few botched runs, I found myself just moving, allowing my limbs to position themselves.
They knew what they were doing.
And I could only smile.

Lastly, you ever come across a person that's just... unfunny? Like, they tell a joke and it falls flatter than a deck of cards? I mean, it's one thing if it's just a lame joke. But when a person delivers a punchline and no one finds it clever/witty/hilarious, there's this weird neutral moment where the audience just goes "...oh." And maybe you feel a little jipped because you can't get that smidgen of time you took to realize 'Man, you're not funny...' back.