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Him: "It's my bday today. Write happy bday on my wall bc if no one does I will feel extremely lonely and look like no one loves me. :("

Me: "I'm sorry but I'm not doing that. If you want the attention, go to Facebook and update your birthday in your information so that it'll show up in other people's event calendar.

Him: "Ok. You were just the only one I felt comfortable enough to ask that. I didn't want to do it myself. It was hard to ask."

Me: "To be honest, I was disappointed that you even asked."

Him: "Well, you didn't remember? Listen, it isn't a big deal. You don't have to make me feel worse. It was immature perhaps but your response was stuffy and old. Have a good day. I don't feel like continuing this on my birthday."
(For the record, he forgot my birthday earlier last year but it was no big deal to me.)

Me: "You're right; I didn't remember and I'm sorry. But I wasn't going to post that on your wall just so you can garner attention."

Him: "I'm having a shitty enough time as it is, irrespective of how self employed those feelings may be. And I don't feel like hearing some rehearsed version of the truth inspired by Eastern religion today. I'm sure I'll garner enough attention without your help. But that wasn't the issue. Actually, there really isn't an issue. Have a good day."

Me: "Alrighty then. Cheer up, yeah?"

Him: "...like I said."

...he's so stupid.